I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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