At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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