Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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