Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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