The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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