So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We left an ass print on the piano.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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