U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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