just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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