So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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