Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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