I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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