fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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