VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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