Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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