"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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