even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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