I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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