Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
