I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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