I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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