Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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