Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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