yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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