Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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