Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
How naked do you want me to be?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
