Christians are straight up FREAKS
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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