apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Hippo gnu deer
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Please don't give away my fajitas
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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