Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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