HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
