dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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