awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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