: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
