Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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