I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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