She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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