So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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