Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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