States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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