I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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