Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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