its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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