her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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