Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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