Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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