Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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