420 ftw
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Bring me that man meat
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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