im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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