So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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