Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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