its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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